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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:34
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts